At least make sure they are 18
Why
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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