watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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