Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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