Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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