I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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