just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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