He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
babies were throwing up all over the place
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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