the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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