Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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