I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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