Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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