okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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