party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Someone shit on the floor
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I forgot wine drunk hurts
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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