I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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