just come out here and I will go home with you...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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