that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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