stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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