physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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