butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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