i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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