My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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