Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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