Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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