Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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