just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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