Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
well you can't waste a boner
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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