i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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