I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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