HIV tests are more positive than that guy
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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