You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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So many bounce houses so little time
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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