white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So vagazzling was a success
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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