I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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