I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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