apparently the secret to your success is patron
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
