There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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