Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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