"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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