Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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