Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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