Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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