im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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