She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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