Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
True college students do jello shots in the library
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