Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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