just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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