You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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