Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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