your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dual....:-)
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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