Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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