You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Still dying that you shit outside
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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