So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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