It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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