You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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