guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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