Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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