how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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