whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Randomize
