It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
What drink are we having for lunch?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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