dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
