New invention idea: vibrating tampons
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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