The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
...so i touched it.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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