I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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