maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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